Crying Probably

Aug 30

camdamage:

The guys who think nudity immediately means arousal/sex are the same ones who think being a gynecologist would be a dream job.

Aug 30
dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

Aug 30

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

Aug 30

Anonymous said: SLUTTY CONFESSION: I held hands one time.. it was with my dog but it was intense

human:

Aug 30
Aug 30
Aug 30

kendrellasher:

i cant wait for like the mid 2020’s where we’ll have kids who are music elitists like “ugh music these days will NEVER be as good as Avril Lavigne or Flo-Rida”

Aug 30

colorfulhowell:

I AM SO EMOTIONAL YET PROUD. CONGRATS AMAZINGPHIL ON TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU

Aug 30

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

Aug 29

arabellashigh:

arabellashigh:

THIS GUY KEEPS SENDING ME NAKED SNAPS AND HES GETTING LOWER AND LOWER WHAT DO I DO

oh my god it’s so tiny

Aug 29

kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

Aug 29

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aug 29
Aug 29

vinebox:

shouldnt:

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest

scariest, definitely scariest

Aug 29

vinebox:

shouldnt:

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

this is me

pce luv tacos