Crying Probably

Sep 14

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

Sep 14

64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

Sep 12

quote If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.

— I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)
Sep 12

vanillish:

squidwurd:

why does like every gay boy have this shirt

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I’m crying bc I have this shirt

Sep 12

socialjusticekoolaid:

CNN has obtained a video, taken shortly after Michael Brown was shot, that shows a contractor who had been working near the shooting site describing the incident in a manner that matches other eyewitness testimony—raising his arms and shouting “man, he was going like this,” as if to suggest that Brown had adopted a posture of surrender before he died.

Two contractors are shown in the video, and both have spoken to CNN; one also spoke previously to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and one to Fox affiliate KTVI. The individual who is shouting and raising his arms in in the video told CNN that “the cop didn’t say get on the ground. He just kept shooting.” The other said that he saw officer Darren Wilson “chasing” Brown, that Wilson fired a shot at Brown while Brown’s back was turned, and that Brown raised his hands before he died, though it’s not clear at what point the witness saw Brown’s hands raised. (For what it’s worth, it seems like the worker who spoke to KTVI is the one wearing a pink shirt in the video and that the worker who spoke to the Post-Dispatch is wearing a green shirt.)

The CNN account notes that the workers are not from Ferguson and did not know the Brown family—a detail that could increase their perceived objectivity vis a vis witnesses from Brown’s neighborhood.

33 Days since Mike Brown’s murder, and his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. How much more evidence is needed to make a fucking arrest?!  #farfromover #staywoke #ArrestDarrenWilson 

Sep 12

dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

Sep 12

mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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Sep 12

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

Sep 12
Sep 12

theatrebreakfastclub:

brigwife:

frodothedodo:

brigwife:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

WHY DID SOMEONE FLATTEN THIS TAMPON

I feel I should try and defend my half of the species by saying we NEVER get taught this stuff, and women won’t tell us anything because it’s too personal or whatever. So while admittedly a lot of these guys are dumb as fuck, it’s not really our fault…

We assume you don’t really want to hear about it…

Google is a thing. Look it up, Johnny Boy.

Sep 12
cas-plays-twister:

sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add
really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

is this dean winchester?

cas-plays-twister:

sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

is this dean winchester?

Sep 12
unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

Sep 12
Sep 12

funayurei:

people who confront tumblr users that unfollow them

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Sep 12
sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS